All I think about is dying and sex. What a life.

clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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(via teaflex)

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7 hours ago

(via cutely-perverted)

(Source: theeducatedqueen, via aravenwillfly)

I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do.
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21 hours ago

(via jewist)

(Source: latelycravingmore, via recklessthoughts-drunkennights)

Don’t you get it? I chose you, over anyone else. I always fucking choose you.
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21 hours ago

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial, via suicide-kittens)

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21 hours ago
theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos, via deadly-sass)

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21 hours ago
punksock:

missy’s life is better than mine in more ways than one

punksock:

missy’s life is better than mine in more ways than one

(Source: officialbrostrider, via all-time-w0ah)

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22 hours ago

But until then I’ll cry until the oceans are nothing compared to my tear ducts. (via halluzinogen)

(Source: thetalkingcigarette, via all-time-w0ah)

One day this won’t hurt anymore.
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22 hours ago

cuddles that get sexual then get sweet again

(Source: cumtomelove, via all-time-w0ah)

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22 hours ago
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